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    Joaquin: How about a joke? Knock knock. Jimmy: Whos there? Joaquin: Its the police, maam. Your son has been hit with a drunk driver. Hes dead! Jimmy: No, thats not funny, Joaquin; thats not the type of humour we do on this show. Joaquin: Sorry. Its been a rough few weeks, Jimmy. Ever since I. killed those three wall street guys. Jimmy: Ok, Im waiting for the punch line. Joaquin: There is no punch line. Its not a joke. Jimmy: Youre serious, arent you? youre telling me you killed those three men on the subway; why should we believe you? Joaquin: I got nothing left to lose. Nothing can hurt me anymore. My life is nothing but a comedy! Jimmy: So you think killing those guys is funny? Joaquin: I do. And Im tired of pretending its not. Comedy is subjective; isnt that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much, YOU decide whats right or wrong; the same way, you decide whats funny or not! Jimmy: Ok, I understand you did this to send a message, to start a movement? Joaquin: Cmon, JimmAY; do I look like the type of clown who could start a movement? I killed those guys because theyre awful. Everyone is awful these days; its enough to make anyone crazy. Jimmy: So thats it, huh, youre crazy? Thats you defence for killing three young men? Joaquin: No. They couldnt carry a tomb to save their lives. uggh, why is everyone so upset about these guys? If it was me dying on the sidewalk youd walk right over me! I pass you every day and you dont notice me; and what, because Thomas Wayne went and cried about them on TV? Jimmy: You have a problem with Thomas Wayne? Joaquin: Yes I do. Have you seen what its like out there, JimmAY? Do you ever actually leave the studio? Everybody just yells, and screams at each other! Nobodys civil anymore! Nobody thinks what its like to be the other guy. You think men like Thomas Wayne think what its like to be a guy like me? To be anybody but themselves? They dont. They think well all just sit there, and take it. Like good little boys, that w