Dear Mr. Bron, Look bitch, I'm gonna cut it straight. I don't have a fancy pitch like the rest of these teams. I'm just gonna be real. We're desperate dude. The troops are low on morale and I don't think they'll survive another winter like this. I know we don't have much, but I'm gonna try to at least show you what we have. Any help will do. We'll even take Bronny Jr. Right now. 1. **We've got young meat who will do literally whatever you say.** - We've got a lot of talent, and absolut..