**Paisner:** All right folks we are back and it is time for our. MMMMMMMMAIN EVENT! Javier stands in the ring with Tai Ni Wong performing his calisthenics in preparation for the Main Event. **Babaganoush:** The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 60 minute time limit and it is for. THE WiR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!! **Crowd:** YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! [“Wake the Dead” by The Comeback Kid]( begins to play and out steps [MILES ALPHA](htt..