People: This is similar to Bright! Me: looks up Bright, and sees that its a movie that has humans, is rated MA, and is a crime-action movie. Me: screams in confusion.
HP and the Chamber of Secrets: Harry (looking like Goyle, using a Polyjuice Potion) Oh, I wear glasses so. I can read better! Malfoy (Tom Felton's improvised line) I didn't know you could read.