Lol dude, Ralph only chills out in the storage/prop room up behind the sound and lighting booth. Only ran into him once for a split second while volunteering for a show when I was in high school, he was just hanging out in an old rocking chair. Because I bothered him, the sound system did some goofy shit during rehearsals (tuning itself to an oldies radio station, speakers doing weird stuff, etc) but ol' Ralph made sure everything went smoothly for opening night. Don't let these jackoffs fool you, Ralph is real, but not evil at all, he's just a cranky old man's ghost who leaves you alone if you leave him alone and respect the theater.