Woman number 1 – Judith I met Judith earlier on today at the gym. Basically I’d decided to torture myself by doing an hour of weights and then a yoga class immediately afterwards and it was during my weights session that I laid eyes on her. Now I wanted to walk over and say hey, and clearly I eventually did, or I wouldn’t be talking about her now, but it took me a while to do. Having sad that though, it wasn’t really an issue of fear that stopped me but more like logistics. We were in the free weights area at first; she was doing shoulder shrugs while I was doing bicep curls but I couldn’t really speak to her then for a few reasons. I wanted to see my sets of curls to the end and not end them prematurely I wanted the same for her and her workout I didn’t want to stand around and do nothing while waiting for her to finish a set and hence not work my muscles properly When I’m at the gym, I don’t really like to fuck around. I like to get it in hard, fast, and strong and pour all my effort into ripping my muscles properly to make them grow. So this meant that I wanted our conversation to coincide with a period in which we were both resting at the same time. In any event, she eventually sauntered off to the other side of the gym, causing me to curse inwardly. I then finished what I was doing and took a stroll to where I thought she was to realise that she now wasn’t there! Thinking she’d gone home, I swore a few bad words in my skull before doing some tricep dips and at that point she came back out, laid down on a mat and started doing ab crunches. This was when I decided enough was enough; waited for her to finish her set and walked over: Me: Hey, I’ve got something to say and I’m worried I might offend you. Her: Oh, what’s that? Me: Do you promise you won’t take it personally or get offended? Her: Oh my god, what is it? Me: I think you look absolutely incredible! Her: (Laughing) I thought you were going to tell me my form was shit! Me: Yeah, I thought it’d be fun to le